Author: Norm Crosby

If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup.

(1927 – ) American comedian
Situations

When my dad was explaining the facts of life to me, he drew me a big diaphragm.

(1927 – ) American comedian
Misspokements Sex

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

(1927 – ) American comedian
Government Law

My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section.

(1927 – ) American comedian
Education School

Listen to the blabbing brook.

(1927 – ) American comedian
Malaprops